Path to the Dead

Burger King! You cheap whore!

You flatter with eyes empty as my stomach, lips dripping with promises of untold charbroiled–then frozen-then thawed-then microwaved meat-like patty delights for only $8.26.

But after just moments (that's my fault) the truth is revealed: your way is a path to the dead, to that burning sh*t-dump outside the city walls where the wayward go to pay for their tasteless lusts, to Sheol*.

Damn you, Burger King. Damn you!

(I'll see you next week at our usual time. And wear those fishnets I bought you, for godssake… they were expensive.)

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* Sheol is proudly sponsored by Glacier Bay, Proven Quality at Affordable Prices!