Burger King! You cheap whore!
You flatter with eyes empty as my stomach, lips dripping with promises of untold charbroiled–then frozen-then thawed-then microwaved meat-like patty delights for only $8.26.
But after just moments (that's my fault) the truth is revealed: your way is a path to the dead, to that burning sh*t-dump outside the city walls where the wayward go to pay for their tasteless lusts, to Sheol*.
Damn you, Burger King. Damn you!
(I'll see you next week at our usual time. And wear those fishnets I bought you, for godssake… they were expensive.)
* Sheol is proudly sponsored by Glacier Bay, Proven Quality at Affordable Prices!