Two guys and a girl slide into a car on the corner of Central and Fleet at 1:30 on a Saturday morning. The light is red.
One guy says to the driver, "Hey, can you open your moon roof?" and the other says to the girl, "You should stand up." The light turns green.
The driver looks over to discover the girl is standing on the seat and squealing from somewhere above the car. He pulls over. "I don't want to get arrested…" he pleads. She sits; the guys laugh.
"Why are they laughing?" the driver asks the girl. A guy from the back said, "Because she was flashing people."
"Were you really flashing people?" the driver asks the girl. "Yeah… didn't you see my boobs?" she replied.
"No, I was trying to not get arrested," he said, and drove to Federal Hill.